Thousand Oaks Blackout

I have been asked to write about JR Hepburn of Thousand Oaks, but I do not have anything good to say; he is a black-hole, and saying so will cost me all the people I have ever known.

I do not like JR at all. Despite his son who works in Mental Health as a counselor, there remains a strict NO policy; which is an extension of JR's trouble applied to the son. Brendan's work in Mental Health is exacerbating normal staff directives by this certain issue of his father's history. When Staff believes they are acting rightly, in association with JR's son, it is because Brendan has said something under the authority of Staff. The truth is that JR's trouble causes one to believe that he could not have had a son because in the explanation of the controversy, there is no way for Brendan to be born. His son makes a promise of money or power to his constituency on the historical perspective. Brendan's people are defeated by a categorical and unanimous "NO" on the basis that the Armored Trucks functioning in the delivery and transport of Cash have with them a conspicuous smell of Wax. This part of JR's history affected an entire fleet of Armored Trucks.

JR came to Texas from Holland. He made a fortune in the delivery and transport of money with a successful Armored Truck Company. He married into the wealthy and famous Hepburn family. There are two Hepburn women actresses, one of which is the correct wife. JR adopted the name for the distinctly American sound.

JR had to leave Texas because he disabled the functionality of the Armored Trucks. His actions led to so much controversy that nearly all was left behind in Texas, the trucks, the wife, and his good fortune. He fled to Thousand Oaks where he befriended my mother Arlene. He lived at my house, and so I came to know him.

I was a young man during his stay at my mom's house. He told me that he loves America and that the "American Dream" came true for him. I think I was supposed to be his redeemer when he made a terrible mistake? Did he think I would forgive him when I found out what he did to the Armored Trucks in his company? I know I have suffered from his contact with me by association. I have been affected adversely for his clumsiness. And I do not want to have any contact with him or his son ever again.

So, I humbly ask for the Great State of Texas to award me a Longhorn Bull to be my advocate in asserting to both of them my certain en-ho spells no!